Visit Rwanda?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

It's a scam. It's got to be a scam. Rwanda is a beautiful country with one real tourist attraction - gorilla trekking. Other wise you're looking at a genocide museum in an oppressive, corrupt dictatorship. There isn't even capacity to expand the number of gorilla visitors - you already have to apply for a permit months and months in advance. There's almost no tourist infrastructure. Getting to Kigali costs a fortune, prices within Rwanda are extraordinarily high by African standards, and the permits for gorilla treks are ablut $1,000 a day.

In short, advertising tourism in Rwanda is a complete waste of money, but advertising tourism in Rwanda to football fans is simple lunacy.

It's a scam.

The president is a big Arsenal fan. I think he's trying to bolster our warchest.

[Sir C]

The president is a big Arsenal fan. I think he's trying to bolster our warchest.

He's a fascist, that's what he is.

I suspect he's siphoning UN aid payments through his Swiss bank accounts into ours, which will clean the money nicely before we pay him a commission back.

[Ash]

The president is a big Arsenal fan. I think he's trying to bolster our warchest.

This is what we need to get round FFP, in a Man City stylee.

If we can persuade the Clown Prince bin Salman of the Wahhabist Kingdom of Salafist Headchoppers to 'sponsor' us (we can wear 'ISIL' on our socks, perhaps) he can give us billions of *** free money ***.

[redgunamo]

This is what we need to get round FFP, in a Man City stylee.

If we can persuade the Clown Prince bin Salman of the Wahhabist Kingdom of Salafist Headchoppers to 'sponsor' us (we can wear 'ISIL' on our socks, perhaps) he can give us billions of *** free money ***.

Coursing and falconry exhibitions on the pitch at half-time?

[Ash]

Coursing and falconry exhibitions on the pitch at half-time?

Sounds good.

Actually, could we release the hounds while the players are still on the pitch? Might get them moving into some space a bit better.