I have to meet a friend for an evening 'in the pub' :-(

[Surcharlie]

This means I have to drink gallons of fúcking beer, doesn't it?

You'd think that in this day and age, pubs would sell decent wine by the bottle. It's 2018, for fúck's sake. Why must I swill my own bodyweight in lukewarm dishwater like some kind of thick mick?

[Titbarge]

This means I have to drink gallons of fúcking beer, doesn't it?

You'd think that in this day and age, pubs would sell decent wine by the bottle. It's 2018, for fúck's sake. Why must I swill my own bodyweight in lukewarm dishwater like some kind of thick mick?

I sat on The Tattershall Castles guzzling beer all afternoon yesterday. My receipts this morning tell me I consumed at least ten pints and a bratwurst mit pommes frites from Herman ze German on Villiers St.

I felt a trifle sketchy this morning.

[Surcharlie]

I sat on The Tattershall Castles guzzling beer all afternoon yesterday. My receipts this morning tell me I consumed at least ten pints and a bratwurst mit pommes frites from Herman ze German on Villiers St.

I felt a trifle sketchy this morning.

Ooh, I might get a wurst on my way. For lining the guts.

[Titbarge]

Ooh, I might get a wurst on my way. For lining the guts.

Yes. I drank all that on nothing but a croissant.

[Surcharlie]

Yes. I drank all that on nothing but a croissant.

It's inhuman. I'm going to refuse to do it. I shall drink scotch and soda.