Today's the day He clears His desk, isn't it?

[World's End Stella]

I read it. I advise you not to.

Soft. As. Custard. The pair of you. How in f*ck's name did England ever build an empire with softies like you two.

No wonder you love Aaron Ramsey.

[Luis Anaconda]

Soft. As. Custard. The pair of you. How in f*ck's name did England ever build an empire with softies like you two.

No wonder you love Aaron Ramsey.

I'm fairly sure neither of us had much to do with building the empire tbf

[SWv2]

Soft. As. Custard. The pair of you. How in f*ck's name did England ever build an empire with softies like you two.

No wonder you love Aaron Ramsey.

Probably number 1 on Arteta's agenda will be to tie the man down to a new career ending contract.

[Luis Anaconda]

Probably number 1 on Arteta's agenda will be to tie the man down to a new career ending contract.

Mikel Knows

[World's End Stella]

Probably number 1 on Arteta's agenda will be to tie the man down to a new career ending contract.

Is it really necessary to be that cruel on a sunny, Friday morning.

[SWv2]

Is it really necessary to be that cruel on a sunny, Friday morning.

Well I say it in jest and really what I mean is that MA’s number 1 priority will be to put the issue to bed – new contract or sold.

Given the paucity of midfield options at the club I suspect we will try to retain him, and correctly so in my view.

[World's End Stella]

Well I say it in jest and really what I mean is that MA’s number 1 priority will be to put the issue to bed – new contract or sold.

Given the paucity of midfield options at the club I suspect we will try to retain him, and correctly so in my view.

If you imagine him playing where Silva and KDB do for City you can imagine it working provided Arteta can teach him some positional sense and he improves his ball retention i.e. loses the silly flicks and gets more physical. Be an interesting one as I think that is his best position.

New Keeper
Hector Bubble New CB New LB
New DM
Ramsey Xhaka
Mikkie Lacazette Aubameyang

Feels right imo

[IUFG]

If you imagine him playing where Silva and KDB do for City you can imagine it working provided Arteta can teach him some positional sense and he improves his ball retention i.e. loses the silly flicks and gets more physical. Be an interesting one as I think that is his best position.

New Keeper
Hector Bubble New CB New LB
New DM
Ramsey Xhaka
Mikkie Lacazette Aubameyang

Feels right imo

We should bang an offer in for Alderweireld imo.

Test the ****s up the road's resolve on that situation.

[Sir C]

If you imagine him playing where Silva and KDB do for City you can imagine it working provided Arteta can teach him some positional sense and he improves his ball retention i.e. loses the silly flicks and gets more physical. Be an interesting one as I think that is his best position.

New Keeper
Hector Bubble New CB New LB
New DM
Ramsey Xhaka
Mikkie Lacazette Aubameyang

Feels right imo

Four new first team players. Four.

Have you seen the state of the transfer market? How much money do you think we have to spend?

Oh, sorry, I forgot your exciting theory that the money available for transfers is infinite because football exists outside the physical boundaries of reality. Silly of me.

[SWv2]

Four new first team players. Four.

Have you seen the state of the transfer market? How much money do you think we have to spend?

Oh, sorry, I forgot your exciting theory that the money available for transfers is infinite because football exists outside the physical boundaries of reality. Silly of me.

Arteta is surely looking at 2-3 minimum, if the midfield issue of Wilshere and Ramsey is not resolved then 4.

It is where we are I'm afraid.

Time for Stan and Ivan to "pony up" as the saying goes.