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Thread: Today's the day He clears His desk, isn't it?

  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyPearce View Post
    Just to be clear - I cleared out his office for him.

    The only items in his desk were:

    A Montblanc pen with the engraving Arsene Wenger's Red & White Army
    A photo of him and Sir Alex with a message from Sir Alex - Forget Jose. We are BFFs forever xxx Sir Alex
    A VHS of his first double at Arsenal
    A Walter PPK
    A copy of the first contract he signed
    A old school phone book - all women with notes next them and scores out of 10
    A half eaten banana
    An old unlocked iPhone4 with nothing but dick picks on them - I'm guessing his but I can't verify.
    A 3 quarter empty bottle of Johnny Walker Blue

    Kind Regards

    Your Best Mate
    still at the Hawthornes
    Mickey Pearce

    PS I asked him about the Walter and he said I can have it. He only kept it because it gave him comfort that he had a way out.

    You guys are a ss holes.

    I'm off to shoot some squirrels after I'm done delivering this money.
    Thanks as always, Mickey.

    I didn't even realise you could spend over five hundred quid on a pen. I'm still using the Arsenal pencil I got for my secret santa the other year.

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Thanks as always, Mickey.

    I didn't even realise you could spend over five hundred quid on a pen. I'm still using the Arsenal pencil I got for my secret santa the other year.
    Anyone still using their 'It's up for grabs now" bottle opener?

    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Anyone still using their 'It's up for grabs now" bottle opener?

    Still works perfectly as well - if a little loud

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Still works perfectly as well - if a little loud
    I seem to remember using mine then the batteries started to go and it sounded like Brian Moore had had a stroke.

    I've no idea of where it is now
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Still works perfectly as well - if a little loud
    I’ve always thought it must be weird for Brian Moore’s descendants that he occasionally speaks to them from beyond the grave via a bottle opener.

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I’ve always thought it must be weird for Brian Moore’s descendants that he occasionally speaks to them from beyond the grave via a bottle opener.
    I would think being a relative of a commentator would be quite weird all round. I wonder how Richie Benaud's family feel about all those Richie's at the Tests?

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Anyone still using their 'It's up for grabs now" bottle opener?

    Mine smashed, or broke in half more accurately. Not long after the battery went and the commentary sounded a little downsy.

  8. #28
    Still got the desk weight with some of the grass from Highbury in it.

    Quality piece imo

  9. #29
    By the way...if any one wants to give the washing machine £10m compensation thing a go then let me know.

    Rich - you’re a dr right? We’ll cut you in for 10% if you oversee the medical side of this so whoever gets it on their head isn’t properly brain damaged. A little is okay...

  10. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    What a crock of old toilet. I'm distressed.

    Shirley, he had to give 3 months notice?
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

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