Reply With QuoteAre you saying reg is one of the Four Horsemen?Originally Posted by Sir C
Every time he goes missing wars and pestilence break out.
Every time he goes missing wars and pestilence break out.
Are you saying reg is one of the Four Horsemen?Every time he goes missing wars and pestilence break out.
If fomenting civil war or achieving regime change is your jam, reg is your man. FACT.
Talking of jam, I've got gooseberries, blackcurrants, strawberries and raspberries coming in this year on the allotment.
You're going to make jam? Like... Jeremy?Talking of jam, I've got gooseberries, blackcurrants, strawberries and raspberries coming in this year on the allotment.
Possibly. But mine will be much better than his filthy, insipid and ungenerous socialist jam. Mine shall have big lumps of fruit, the fruit will be properly cleaned and I will sell mine like a good capitalist rather than giving it away like a fvcking dirty commie.You're going to make jam? Like... Jeremy?
Will there be sugar? I can't believe thon filthy commie uses sugar. Isn't sugar rationed now?
It would be hard to see how jam would be possible without sugar, tbh. But if there is a way of making something joyless, I'm sure he'd find it.
An allotment! isn't one always running into ghastly working class types who are only there so they can feverishly masturbate in their little sheds? Do you give the old one eyed beast a good slapping in your little shed b?Talking of jam, I've got gooseberries, blackcurrants, strawberries and raspberries coming in this year on the allotment.
I don't have a shed on my allotment, h. I have a strongbox. I have never masturbated in it.
I do have a shed in my garden, though. When Sir C visited, he mocked it because it had curtains in the window (left there by the previous owner). He therefore concluded that these could only be there for sinister purposes and christened it 'The W@nking Shed'
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