So this weekend will be John Motson's last commentary.

[Burney]

I like Alan Green

But why? He's relentlessly hectoring, snide, hypercritical, mean-spirited an...oh, I see.

[IUFG]

I like Alan Green

I remember listening to Radio 5 years ago when the studio went across to Goodison Park for Alan Green's update on Everton v Whoever and the update amounted to "this is absolutely dire. Back to the studio."

He's generally a bit of ****, mind

[Burney]

I remember listening to Radio 5 years ago when the studio went across to Goodison Park for Alan Green's update on Everton v Whoever and the update amounted to "this is absolutely dire. Back to the studio."

He's generally a bit of ****, mind

Remember how much everyone used to be in love with Stuart Hall and his whimsical match reports?

Then he turned out to be a nonce. Not so whimsical.

[IUFG]

Remember how much everyone used to be in love with Stuart Hall and his whimsical match reports?

Then he turned out to be a nonce. Not so whimsical.

Are you suggesting that Alan Green is a nonce?

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

To be honest, I don't really care. Always hated him as a commentator. Literally never once has he said anything interesting or enlightening.

In short: good riddance, Motson.

He's no Brian Moore