No one wants to get a flash of the knickers compromised by stray spiders' legs.
Do the wimmin folk regularly flash their underwear at you, c? Given your old age and dodgy ticker, I would have thought that the flash of a heaving growler could send you in to an arrest of some sort?
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman
Do the wimmin folk regularly flash their underwear at you, c? Given your old age and dodgy ticker, I would have thought that the flash of a heaving growler could send you in to an arrest of some sort?
Alas no, a. Yet an old man may dream.
I did however, find a pair of pink panties in thre shallows of Botherswater the other day. Which surprised me.