This sunny weather

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I hope they've shaved properly.

No one wants to get a flash of the knickers compromised by stray spiders' legs.

Do the wimmin folk regularly flash their underwear at you, c? Given your old age and dodgy ticker, I would have thought that the flash of a heaving growler could send you in to an arrest of some sort?

[Sir C]

Do the wimmin folk regularly flash their underwear at you, c? Given your old age and dodgy ticker, I would have thought that the flash of a heaving growler could send you in to an arrest of some sort?

Alas no, a. Yet an old man may dream.

I did however, find a pair of pink panties in thre shallows of Botherswater the other day. Which surprised me.