PEA, shoo-in for Golden boot next season

[Burney]

Can't stand the things, but they're easy to carry, feel staisfyingly filling and supply a decent sugar hit.

In a survival situation one needs to eat efficiently.

Surely this is why Kendal Mint Cake was invented?

Christ knows there can be no other reason for filthy stuff's existence.

[Sir C]

He's turning into Alan Bennett

I lack Mr Bennett's coke habit.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

...and his latent homosexuality


Obligatory NTTATWWT

[Burney]

I lack Mr Bennett's coke habit.

Do you think his voice rises above that dreary Leeds monotone when he's wired? Do you think he actually smiles?

[Burney]

...and his latent homosexuality


Obligatory NTTATWWT

I don't think it's latent anymore, s. Bennett's, I mean. Sir C's still is, thank God.

[Sir C]

Do you think his voice rises above that dreary Leeds monotone when he's wired? Do you think he actually smiles?

I very much doubt it. Imagine his rants? Dear God. Lefty nonsense, I suggest.

[Sir C]

I don't think it's latent anymore, s. Bennett's, I mean. Sir C's still is, thank God.

Yes, I'm still firmly wedged in the closet.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

And the same haircut since he was 5

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "Yes, I'm still firmly wedged in the closet"

Whilst you're in there perhaps you could dig out a suit for Fash



Or a frock