Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
Not buying it

You were hung over (on a Monday morning) and therefore an @sshole (surprise, surprise) and then after recovering slightly realized what an @sshole you were and are now trying to disguise this as a windup attempt in order to absolve yourself of having been an @sshole.

Or to put it differently you 'did an Anaconda'.
At least I can blame it on my heavy drinking - why are you always such a ****?