The club bumbles around without any clarity over the top target. We will therefore end up employing Ralf (someone with no top level experience, that nobody has ever heard of & who has a, quite frankly, absurd name) as a compromise.
We are the only club that would penny pinch to such an extent. Can you imagine one of the top four making such a ludicrous appointment?!
And don’t you try to be self-righteous about this. I would fully expect every Arsenal fan to be apoplectic if this is what it comes to.
I can't see what difference it would make, to be honest. I bet we have a shortlist of one, and if that doesn't happen we move on to the next one, until we get somebody #Parkinson'sLaw
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."