We're not going to score 5 tomorrow, are we?

[Sir C]

Wenger out?

[IUFG]

Wenger out?

Welbeck hat-trick

Ramsey and Ozil.

#WengerIn

[Pat Vegas]

Wenger out?

I might stop watching all together.

it's all very boring now

[Rich]

Wenger out?

Are you happy with the potential appointment of Ralf Ragnick as manager? It's probably about as close to Wenger as you could hope to get.

He's had his odds slashed from 250/1 to 6/1 overnight.

[Sir C]

Are you happy with the potential appointment of Ralf Ragnick as manager? It's probably about as close to Wenger as you could hope to get.

He's had his odds slashed from 250/1 to 6/1 overnight.

Ralf Ragnick? I think you'll find he's a character in Game of Thrones.

[Rich]

Ralf Ragnick? I think you'll find he's a character in Game of Thrones.

You have no idea how cross it will make me if that's who we appoint.

It would be so typical of the club to make such a ham-fisted appointment.

I'll be angry with anything less than Enrique, Allegri or that German chap whose name is difficult to spell.

[Sir C]

You have no idea how cross it will make me if that's who we appoint.

It would be so typical of the club to make such a ham-fisted appointment.

I'll be angry with anything less than Enrique, Allegri or that German chap whose name is difficult to spell.

My God, you can't be serious? You'd be angry, you say? I shall inform the BBC and Her Majesty's government immediately!

[SWv2]

You have no idea how cross it will make me if that's who we appoint.

It would be so typical of the club to make such a ham-fisted appointment.

I'll be angry with anything less than Enrique, Allegri or that German chap whose name is difficult to spell.

His nickname is The Professor. I expect you will like this in respect of continuity.

When you have time please elaborate on the ham fistedness of the rumour. Thank you.

[Rich]

His nickname is The Professor. I expect you will like this in respect of continuity.

When you have time please elaborate on the ham fistedness of the rumour. Thank you.

The club bumbles around without any clarity over the top target. We will therefore end up employing Ralf (someone with no top level experience, that nobody has ever heard of & who has a, quite frankly, absurd name) as a compromise.

We are the only club that would penny pinch to such an extent. Can you imagine one of the top four making such a ludicrous appointment?!

And don’t you try to be self-righteous about this. I would fully expect every Arsenal fan to be apoplectic if this is what it comes to.

[World's End Stella]

You have no idea how cross it will make me if that's who we appoint.

It would be so typical of the club to make such a ham-fisted appointment.

I'll be angry with anything less than Enrique, Allegri or that German chap whose name is difficult to spell.

So how appropriate the appointment of the next manager of Arsenal Football Club is, a club that has annual revenues of over £400mil, will largely be determined by how long ago you first heard of the candidate's name?

Do you ever wonder why everyone thinks you're a tw@t, Rich?