We're not going to score 5 tomorrow, are we?

[Rich]

His nickname is The Professor. I expect you will like this in respect of continuity.

When you have time please elaborate on the ham fistedness of the rumour. Thank you.

The club bumbles around without any clarity over the top target. We will therefore end up employing Ralf (someone with no top level experience, that nobody has ever heard of & who has a, quite frankly, absurd name) as a compromise.

We are the only club that would penny pinch to such an extent. Can you imagine one of the top four making such a ludicrous appointment?!

And don’t you try to be self-righteous about this. I would fully expect every Arsenal fan to be apoplectic if this is what it comes to.

[Pokster]

The club bumbles around without any clarity over the top target. We will therefore end up employing Ralf (someone with no top level experience, that nobody has ever heard of & who has a, quite frankly, absurd name) as a compromise.

We are the only club that would penny pinch to such an extent. Can you imagine one of the top four making such a ludicrous appointment?!

And don’t you try to be self-righteous about this. I would fully expect every Arsenal fan to be apoplectic if this is what it comes to.

I refer you to my answer earlier..........

[SWv2]

The club bumbles around without any clarity over the top target. We will therefore end up employing Ralf (someone with no top level experience, that nobody has ever heard of & who has a, quite frankly, absurd name) as a compromise.

We are the only club that would penny pinch to such an extent. Can you imagine one of the top four making such a ludicrous appointment?!

And don’t you try to be self-righteous about this. I would fully expect every Arsenal fan to be apoplectic if this is what it comes to.

You expect us to publish our target list?

Perhaps on Twitter.

#nextmanager

[IUFG]

You expect us to publish our target list?

Perhaps on Twitter.

#nextmanager

Yes, of course, most organisations release their recruitment wish list into the public domain

[Sir C]

Yes, of course, most organisations release their recruitment wish list into the public domain

For the love of God don't wind Rich up, did you not see him threaten to become angry! Christ knows what the consequences might be.

[redgunamo]

You expect us to publish our target list?

Perhaps on Twitter.

#nextmanager

I can't see what difference it would make, to be honest. I bet we have a shortlist of one, and if that doesn't happen we move on to the next one, until we get somebody #Parkinson'sLaw

[World's End Stella]

The club bumbles around without any clarity over the top target. We will therefore end up employing Ralf (someone with no top level experience, that nobody has ever heard of & who has a, quite frankly, absurd name) as a compromise.

We are the only club that would penny pinch to such an extent. Can you imagine one of the top four making such a ludicrous appointment?!

And don’t you try to be self-righteous about this. I would fully expect every Arsenal fan to be apoplectic if this is what it comes to.

OK, I have to accept that for the first time ever I was wrong.

He *must* be a windup.