I just want what's best for our delightful fans. They seem to enjoy abusing the manager - they should have one truly worthy of abuse.
Surely if you love Wenger so much, you feel He deserves the finest possible replacement, as a fitting tribute to His tenure? After all, we didn't need to build the Emirates just to go out and hire Pards, did we.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."