Disableds kicking off (figuratively) about plastic straws

[Sir C]

Never had one in my life.

Too sweet I suspect. In the case you refer to I would have an ice-pop and 2 lagers.

You can make a passable breakfast pina colada at home by adding rum to one of they Innocent pineapple and banana smoothies.

It's a healthy start to the day sw.

[Peter]

"Barman, 4 pints and a funny tea for IUFG please. Actually don't bother with the tea. Drop them down to us please will you, there's a euro".

Errr.. where exactly is the Euro?

[Sir C]

Errr.. where exactly is the Euro?

About 1.15 today.

[IUFG]

"Barman, 4 pints and a funny tea for IUFG please. Actually don't bother with the tea. Drop them down to us please will you, there's a euro".

I can quite honestly say, I have never had a cup of tea in an establishment where I have been served by a Barman. Whether he was armless or otherwise or whether I was legless or otherwise.

[SWv2]

Errr.. where exactly is the Euro?

Who the fúck are you, the RUC????????????????

[Burney]

You can make a passable breakfast pina colada at home by adding rum to one of they Innocent pineapple and banana smoothies.

It's a healthy start to the day sw.

My father took to putting rum in his morning porridge a few years ago.

Fair enough, I suppose. He's over 70. What harm can it do?

[Sir C]

My father took to putting rum in his morning porridge a few years ago.

Fair enough, I suppose. He's over 70. What harm can it do?

Hmm, I wouldn't hold with that sort of behaviour at breakfast.

I mean porridge, for fúck's sake. What is he, a wannabe jock?

[Burney]

Hmm, I wouldn't hold with that sort of behaviour at breakfast.

I mean porridge, for fúck's sake. What is he, a wannabe jock?

He seems to be of the opinion that Green Tea and Porridge are the elixir of life.

I suppose at that age, such considerations become rather more urgent.