I must admit that getting sucked out of a plane window doesn't sound much fun.

[Burney]

Aircraft. Aeroplane. 'The jet' if you are the one flying it.

These sort of semantics would go by the board when you get sucked off to eternity imo.

[IUFG]

. . . when you get sucked off to eternity imo.

like a Muslamic martyr?

[Luis Anaconda]

Obviously. One doesn't want a pilot who can't speak or behave properly.

Surely just getting one that is sober is a bonus

[Sir C]

Surely just getting one that is sober is a bonus

Are you mad, man? Flying without a drink inside you? The very idea is monstrous.

[Rich]

Are you mad, man? Flying without a drink inside you? The very idea is monstrous.

I will be making the short hop from Compton Abbas to Normandie in the next few weeks. The main purpose of this trip will be to acquire both wine and cheese. I hadn't considered sampling some of the produce in France but you raise an interesting point to consider.

[Luis Anaconda]

Are you mad, man? Flying without a drink inside you? The very idea is monstrous.

Good lord, by sober I don't mean not having a drink, just being able to walk and possible talk to the passengers without slurring