Talking of supermarkets, what fresh cvntery is this?

[Burney]

Sort of, but worse.

When did rice become unhealthy?

White food is unhealthy. It's part of the post-colonial backlash.

[Burney]

Nothing wrong with wholegrain rice in modest quantities.

Apart from the fact that it mings.

[Rich]

Yes, r. If by recent you mean 3,000 - 4,000 years.

Well I don't remember quinoa burgers being a thing in London until about 2 years ago.

[Burney]

with Kale imo.

That is not the name of Sir C's wife.

[Pat Vegas]

That is not the name of Sir C's wife.

[IUFG]

Apart from the fact that it mings.

well, quite.

just about everything that is wholemeal, wholegrain, multigrain' or simply 'brown' is as bland as fúck and a struggle to eat, imo

[Burney]

I am assuming you aren't regularly subjected to the delights of vegan cafes...

Strangely, no. I would cross the road to avoid such an establishment, in fact.

I would assume that as soon as one enters such a place, one is engulfed in the reek of unwashed bodies, sweat-soaked hempen garments and pulse-based flatulence.

[Rich]

well, quite.

just about everything that is wholemeal, wholegrain, multigrain' or simply 'brown' is as bland as fúck and a struggle to eat, imo

One has to make sacrifices in the quest for clean living.

[Burney]

Well I don't remember quinoa burgers being a thing in London until about 2 years ago.

'Quinoa burgers'?

Good heavens. What a time to be alive!

[IUFG]

Well I don't remember quinoa burgers being a thing in London until about 2 years ago.

That is because a quinoa burger isn't really a fúcking burger.

Quinoa only became 'on trend' ( ) because some uptight, beard sporting, tight-jeaned **** thought they'd invented the fúcking stuff.