Dale Winton gone

[Pat Vegas]

This is quite sad really

Who's going to open his supermarket this morning?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Paul Burrell
No difference

[Burney]

I'm mainly sitting on my sofa in joggers and a vest, intermittently scratching my balls when the cleaner leaves the room.

I've never denied being a shít Jew

Well I suppose you have at least corrupted a shiksa and impregnated her with your foul semitic seed out of wedlock, so you shouldn't feel too bad. There's hope for you yet.

[7sisters]

Jews
I knew he was one of the other on account of his excess mince and the way he said "Hello shoppersssssssssss"
Heaviness on the letter 's' is a giveaway

I've often pondered at what age the effete bummers begin to embrace the effected S and start speaking like that awful wooftah in TOWIE ?
I get the hormonal inbalance and the arguments in support of how gayers arrive at being gayers but I can't see much evidence as to how they go from speaking relatively normally, as small children, to evolving into the full Clary the other side of puberty.