* Why would you want to eat a meat pie at 7am?
* 'Tony, who has fish and chips three days a week and says he rarely touches pastry'?!?
* What are these sinister reasons why he believes Morrisons are witholding pies from him?
* Couldn't they at least be magnanimous in victory?

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/16/victor...s-7am-7471602/