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  1. 04-13-2018, 10:49 AM #1
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    Ooh, it's my only bet of the year tomorrow.

    Which horsey should I plump for Awimb?
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  2. 04-13-2018, 10:53 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Which horsey should I plump for Awimb?
    Oh, is it the nation's favourite horse torturing and murdering day? I wonder how many beautiful, dignified horses will die in agony tomorrow with snapped limbs? Wouldn't it be great if we brought back cock-fighting and bear-baiting as well?

    Lovely stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Oh, is it the nation's favourite horse torturing and murdering day? I wonder how many beautiful, dignified horses will die in agony tomorrow with snapped limbs? Wouldn't it be great if we brought back cock-fighting and bear-baiting as well?

    Lovely stuff.
    Don't be a mentalist. Horses are w@nkers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Oh, is it the nation's favourite horse torturing and murdering day? I wonder how many beautiful, dignified horses will die in agony tomorrow with snapped limbs? Wouldn't it be great if we brought back cock-fighting and bear-baiting as well?

    Lovely stuff.
    My best mate has just bought a third of a racehorse. He's looking for names at the moment. Any suggestions?

    He's going to make so much money
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    My best mate has just bought a third of a racehorse. He's looking for names at the moment. Any suggestions?

    He's going to make so much money
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  6. 04-13-2018, 01:16 PM #6
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    Nigella Lawsons Preposterously Hairy Clunge Hole

    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    My best mate has just bought a third of a racehorse. He's looking for names at the moment. Any suggestions?

    He's going to make so much money
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
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    Bit long for a horse name. 'Nigella's Smeller' would be better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
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    Nigella's Smeller works, then?
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  10. 04-13-2018, 11:01 AM #10
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    LA will go for Vieux Lion Rouge
    Sir C will select The Dutchman
    SW will pick Chase The Spud
    10 characters? Pile of cund.
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