Well we had a nice run in the Europa....

[Sir C]

the fúcking state of some of the women there

You never see these people in real life, do you?

[SWv2]

Yes, t, but who's going to win the National, ffs!

The Dutchman.

Probably the horse equivalent of gay, will lord it around the course telling all the other horses what they should and should not do, how they should behave, correcting their horse grammar.

[Rich]

the fúcking state of some of the women there

1, 2 imho

ffffff

[PSRB]

You never see these people in real life, do you?

Does porn count as real life?

[Tony C]

I was leaning towards one of the Irish horses.

I would’ve thought Anibale Fly would be hard to beat given his Gold Cup run but yesterday we had a couple of horses drop out and I noticed Road to Riches sneak in right at the bottom...horse no40.

His recent form is awful but if you go back a couple of years he would’ve beaten this lot senseless. Maybe the old boy can roll back the years carrying no weight in what might be his final race.

[Sir C]

Does porn count as real life?

No. 1's quite nice, actually. She's certainly fitter than your mum.

[Burney]

I was leaning towards one of the Irish horses.

I would’ve thought Anibale Fly would be hard to beat given his Gold Cup run but yesterday we had a couple of horses drop out and I noticed Road to Riches sneak in right at the bottom...horse no40.

His recent form is awful but if you go back a couple of years he would’ve beaten this lot senseless. Maybe the old boy can roll back the years carrying no weight in what might be his final race.

Thank you, t. I shall immediately put one of my mortgages on Road to Riches.

[PSRB]

No. 1's quite nice, actually. She's certainly fitter than your mum.

Surprised they let you in the Home

[SWv2]

No. 1's quite nice, actually. She's certainly fitter than your mum.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with the one on the left.

IUFG is clearly a very picky man and has never found himself stumbling around The Archway Tavern or Gresham Ballroom at 1:30 in the AM looking for a female companion.

[World's End Stella]

No. 1's quite nice, actually. She's certainly fitter than your mum.

What is wrong with No. 2's upper lip? You could rest a rack of pints on it...