There is absolutely nothing wrong with the one on the left.
IUFG is clearly a very picky man and has never found himself stumbling around The Archway Tavern or Gresham Ballroom at 1:30 in the AM looking for a female companion.
Quite the contrary, sw. Any port in a storm and all that, back in the day.
However, I don't particularly like inked ladies. Especially those with an awful tat across their tits, or arms, oh and hands...
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”