Surely we won't be naive enough to believe this ruse?

[Rich]

Clearly this is Vlad's next step to attack our green & pleasant land. Each hat to be laced with Novichock, I'm sure.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/footb...oscow-fur-hat/

[Burney]

Clearly this is Vlad's next step to attack our green & pleasant land. Each hat to be laced with Novichock, I'm sure.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/footb...oscow-fur-hat/

This picture is why I find Jack Wilshere utterly unacceptable.

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[Rich]

This picture is why I find Jack Wilshere utterly unacceptable.

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The good news is that you can properly hate him next season when he joins City.

[PSRB]

The good news is that you can properly hate him next season when he joins City.

Everton, imo

[Burney]

The good news is that you can properly hate him next season when he joins City.

I can't believe they'd have a use for the window-licker.

[Burney]

Everton, imo

This sounds more realistic. He can hang out with Theo.

[Rich]

This sounds more realistic. He can hang out with Theo.

I don't think Jack Wilshere and Theo Walcott are cut from the same cloth, tbh.

Regardless of that, I can't imagine anyone wants to hang out with Theo Walcott.

[Burney]

I don't think Jack Wilshere and Theo Walcott are cut from the same cloth, tbh.

Regardless of that, I can't imagine anyone wants to hang out with Theo Walcott.

Theo strikes me as the sort of chap who has a secret trainset that is the love of his life. He probably wears a little hat when he plays with it.