You do realise that it's currently the equivalent of October 1914

[Burney]

In light of our match on Thursday, this has me worried

Yes, but we have limited objectives, la. We need to get in and get out without conceding more than two goals and/or scoring at least one ourselves. All we need to do is not lose too badly and we're fine.

[PSRB]

Yes, but we have limited objectives, la. We need to get in and get out without conceding more than two goals and/or scoring at least one ourselves. All we need to do is not lose too badly and we're fine.

It's an aged and crumbling defensive line, we should be able to breakthrough with impunity. Victoria Concordia, etc

[Peter]

Oh, never invade Russia with the intention of defeating it utterly. That is madness. However, it's perfectly possible to fight local wars with limited objectives with Russia (Crimea, Russo-Japanese War, etc, etc) and win. Plus, of course, the Russian home record is pretty decent (if Pyrrhic), but their away record is absolutely shocking.

Without question, they dount travel well. If you are going to war with russia you need to make sure it is fought over two legs.

[Burney]

It's an aged and crumbling defensive line, we should be able to breakthrough with impunity. Victoria Concordia, etc

"You only have to kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will come crashing down" - Adolf Hitler, 1941

[Peter]

Yes, but we have limited objectives, la. We need to get in and get out without conceding more than two goals and/or scoring at least one ourselves. All we need to do is not lose too badly and we're fine.

And we are going in spring.

[Peter]

"You only have to kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will come crashing down" - Adolf Hitler, 1941

He did and it didnt. The whole rotten structure came down very heavily on his head.

[World's End Stella]

Yes, but we have limited objectives, la. We need to get in and get out without conceding more than two goals and/or scoring at least one ourselves. All we need to do is not lose too badly and we're fine.

We're going the way of Napoleon and Hitler with Aaron Ramsey?

[Luis Anaconda]

Yes, but we have limited objectives, la. We need to get in and get out without conceding more than two goals and/or scoring at least one ourselves. All we need to do is not lose too badly and we're fine.

Phew - now can you assure me those scouse ****s won’t win the big one

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Still nor fair to mock an old man, though, a

Well, Nicosia has fvcked off so we have to adjust, la

[barrybueno]

and we're sliding inexorably into a world war, don't you?

It's strange how calm and accepting everyone is.

Pucker up your árseholes, boys. It's armageddon for us all.

ooh in just under 11 years Herbert Chapman joins The Arsenal, that's something to look forward to innit?