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Thread: Having seen Zuckerberg's appearance before Congress, I can safely say he's even more

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    Having seen Zuckerberg's appearance before Congress, I can safely say he's even more

    terrifying when he tries to appear human than in his normal, robotic mode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    terrifying when he tries to appear human than in his normal, robotic mode.
    It's hard to decide whether he's really incredibly clever, or simply a very lucky computer geek.

    I watched that movie about him and it didn't help at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's hard to decide whether he's really incredibly clever, or simply a very lucky computer geek.

    I watched that movie about him and it didn't help at all.
    I think we'll know he's an evil genius when he moves into his new Volcano lair

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    I think we'll know he's an evil genius when he moves into his new Volcano lair
    No, that's the other lad, wossisname, the electric car gimp.

    Electric fúcking cars. The world turned full homo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No, that's the other lad, wossisname, the electric car gimp.

    Electric fúcking cars. The world turned full homo.
    Elon Musk - yes I wouldn't trust that fella. But he's more Hugo Drax in Moonraker. Going to colonise Mars and then invade Earth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Elon Musk - yes I wouldn't trust that fella. But he's more Hugo Drax in Moonraker. Going to colonise Mars and then invade Earth
    Irish, is he? Daft bugger.

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    I think he's behaved very well; it's not his fault there's one born every minute.

    People just seem to be embarrassed and upset to discover they've actually been played in a game they thought they were running


    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's hard to decide whether he's really incredibly clever, or simply a very lucky computer geek.

    I watched that movie about him and it didn't help at all.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    terrifying when he tries to appear human than in his normal, robotic mode.
    Would you rather go for dinner with Mark Zuckerberg or Theo Walcott? These are the two most beige people I can think of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No, that's the other lad, wossisname, the electric car gimp.

    Electric fúcking cars. The world turned full homo.
    I went in a BMW i8 the other day. It sounds like a V8 (because they play V8 sounds through the speakers).

    Is this not enough to placate you? The future is electric, Sir C. There is nothing you can do to stop it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Irish, is he? Daft bugger.
    One of the Galway Musks clearly

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