Not at all, c.
I'm a decent cook but have never really mastered the humble chip. Plus, the effort involved in making them... I can just nip out and get some for £1.50 from the local chip shop.
Pizzas, burgers, curry, lasagna, other bread and pasta products are among my favourites. Hence why I cycle and lift like hell.
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman