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Thread: Awimb. This morning I tried a virtual cocktail or ‘vocktail’

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    Awimb. This morning I tried a virtual cocktail or ‘vocktail’

    Verdict: It amounts to drinking soda water while licking a battery and having the smell of gin and tonic pumped into your face by the ‘glass’.

    Some work to do on this, I’d say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Verdict: It amounts to drinking soda water while licking a battery and having the smell of gin and tonic pumped into your face by the ‘glass’.

    Some work to do on this, I’d say.
    Quite the breakfast all the same and for this I applaud you.

    I had a gloopy green “juice” which the Mrs left out for me, a banana and some assorted Easter egg chocolate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Verdict: It amounts to drinking soda water while licking a battery and having the smell of gin and tonic pumped into your face by the ‘glass’.

    Some work to do on this, I’d say.
    What fresh hell is this now? Are you somewhere foreign?

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    I think he was in a dungeon
    Wearing an S&M rubber mask
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    I think he was in a dungeon
    Wearing an S&M rubber mask
    Are you touching yourself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    What fresh hell is this now? Are you somewhere foreign?
    Well I’m in Corbyn country, so yes. Future Tech virtual reality show at the Business Design Centre on Upper St. I also just resuscitated a little newborn black baby, wind tunnel-tested a McLaren and performed an appendectomy.

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    No
    And I will not be Back in 5 either
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Well I’m in Corbyn country, so yes. Future Tech virtual reality show at the Business Design Centre on Upper St. I also just resuscitated a little newborn black baby, wind tunnel-tested a McLaren and performed an appendectomy.
    Get to the York as soon as you can I say

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    And look out for the Sod memorial plant spot
    Two great begonias
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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