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Thread: Right, I've had a drink, who ****ing want's?

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    Right, I've had a drink, who ****ing want's?

    err I mean how are we Awimbers?
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    I'm a leetle beet fragile now, I certainly don't 'want' Gonna do the day with the handbrake on I think

    Last edited by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat; 03-23-2018 at 09:02 AM.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    I'm a leetle beet fragile now, I certainly don't 'want' Gonna do the day with the handbrake on I think
    You daft búgger b. How many times have I told you, NOT ON A WEEKNIGHT?

    Self-inflicted, no sympathy. (Get a fry-up inside you.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You daft búgger b. How many times have I told you, NOT ON A WEEKNIGHT?

    Self-inflicted, no sympathy. (Get a fry-up inside you.)
    So you didn't drink at Hooters or wherever you went last night?
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    So you didn't drink at Hooters or wherever you went last night?
    I had one cocktail and one glass of wine. Up and on the treadmill at 0645 as usual. :sanctimonioustwát:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I had one cocktail and one glass of wine. Up and on the treadmill at 0645 as usual. :sanctimonioustwát:
    :fùckingpooftah: more like
    When I was young and full of rage
    I hated Tottenham to the core
    But now I've reached a gentler age
    I hate the fùckers even more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat View Post
    :fùckingpooftah: more like
    It was rather good, 71. It had arak and lime and shít.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It was rather good, 71. It had arak and lime and shít.
    Sounds a bit furrin to me whats wrong with a good old whisky and dry ginger?
    When I was young and full of rage
    I hated Tottenham to the core
    But now I've reached a gentler age
    I hate the fùckers even more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat View Post
    Sounds a bit furrin to me whats wrong with a good old whisky and dry ginger?
    You're calling me a poof? Dry ginger? Are you... American?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You're calling me a poof? Dry ginger? Are you... American?
    Near enough. I used to love this as a yoof, with or without alc.

    When I was young and full of rage
    I hated Tottenham to the core
    But now I've reached a gentler age
    I hate the fùckers even more.

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