Am I to understand then that we, the developed world if you will, have decided to

[SWv2]

You filthy fúcker.

I expect you wear a fancy, expensive North Face or whatever when you pervert off around the hills of Cumbria.

[Sir C]

I expect you wear a fancy, expensive North Face or whatever when you pervert off around the hills of Cumbria.

Fjallraven, sw. Proper Swedish gear. Natural fibres, none of your modern man-made muck. I piss in the eye of Gore-Tex as I trudge up mountains in tweed and leather, like a Victorian gentleman explorer.

Join me living The Good Life, sw, as God intended us to live.

[Sir C]

Look, if people don't know any better than to wander out in front of fast-moving vehicles, then they are best removed from the gene pool imo. Doubly so if they are cyclists.

Personally, I am hugely in favour of these vehicles, since they will facilitate heavy drinking. Neck a faceful of ale, stumble into one's car and hey-ho, Johnny-robot takes you home as opposed to Johnny-illegal-immigrant or Johnny-Keen-Racist-From-Enfield. Marvellous.

Equally, awake at 6 the next morning still legless, but realising you have to get to Birmingham for a meeting. No problem. Stumble into the car half-dressed and, by the time you get there, you'll have had a kip, made yourself respectable and be ready to face whatever ghastly Midlander you have to convince to give you money.

I'm very much a fan.

If the thing came with a bed and a shower, I might be prepared to countenance it for long journeys. Otherwise it's an emasculation, pure and simple.

[SWv2]

Fjallraven, sw. Proper Swedish gear. Natural fibres, none of your modern man-made muck. I piss in the eye of Gore-Tex as I trudge up mountains in tweed and leather, like a Victorian gentleman explorer.

Join me living The Good Life, sw, as God intended us to live.

Ah yes, I own a Fjall cap for the winter months.

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[Sir C]

Ah yes, I own a Fjall cap for the winter months.

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That's... that's a mong hat, sw

[Burney]

Ah yes, I own a Fjall cap for the winter months.

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That, my friend, is the hat of a dangerous sex criminal.

[Rich]

Fúck all wrong with anoraks all the same.

Anorak, cagoule, whatever you want to call it. Surely a fashion essential for people living in the islands of Ireland and Britain.

Cagoule is a queer word, isn’t it? Do we know where it originates? For some reason it strikes me as a Welsh term, but that might just be because it would be funny in a Welsh accent.

I must confess that I smirked at the thought of a paddy like you attempting to say it.

[Sir C]

Cagoule is a queer word, isn’t it? Do we know where it originates? For some reason it strikes me as a Welsh term, but that might just be because it would be funny in a Welsh accent.

I must confess that I smirked at the thought of a paddy like you attempting to say it.

There's no need for racism, you pseudo-African belch.

[SWv2]

That, my friend, is the hat of a dangerous sex criminal.

Where I come from it is the hat of the suave, urbane, dressed down professional commuter.

Naturally if the rain is pelting down I wear an actual jacket with a hood such as Patagonia.

[SWv2]

Cagoule is a queer word, isn’t it? Do we know where it originates? For some reason it strikes me as a Welsh term, but that might just be because it would be funny in a Welsh accent.

I must confess that I smirked at the thought of a paddy like you attempting to say it.

Watch your mouth bell end.