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Thread: I'm going to see The Mousetrap tonight!

  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I am doing the Jew one. Brazilian jew-jitsu

    https://samharris.org/the-pleasures-of-drowning/
    Boring. DO THE JEW ONE!

    I might drug you and take you to a remote barn, where I will strap you to a chair, dig out your eyes with teaspoon, burst your eardrums with screwdrivers, rip out your tongue with pliers and drill your wrists, knees and ankles.

    This is as near to having an erection as I've been in 10 years.

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Boring. DO THE JEW ONE!

    I might drug you and take you to a remote barn, where I will strap you to a chair, dig out your eyes with teaspoon, burst your eardrums with screwdrivers, rip out your tongue with pliers and drill your wrists, knees and ankles.

    This is as near to having an erection as I've been in 10 years.
    Disappointing absence of sexual violence in the lad's fantasy there, Clive

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Disappointing absence of sexual violence in the lad's fantasy there, Clive
    I still think of you as too young to sexually abuse. I may be a psychopath, but I'm no páedofddler

    Oh alright then. Between the drugging and the eyeball digging I'll violently rape your bottom. Is that better?

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Between the drugging and the eyeball digging I'll violently rape your bottom. Is that better?
    you're at it again, sc.

    2 anal rapes and 1 felching in the last three days, wd.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    you're at it again, sc.

    2 anal rapes and 1 felching in the last three days, wd.
    Ha, and mrs c messaged me and said he couldn't get it up anymore... what does she know
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    you're at it again, sc.

    2 anal rapes and 1 felching in the last three days, wd.
    I'm obsessed with it, i. I cannot tell a lie.

    It must be my age.

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    Ha, and mrs c messaged me and said he couldn't get it up anymore... what does she know
    he just needs the right encouragement, obviously.

    I do hope mrs c never looks at his internet history...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    he just needs the right encouragement, obviously.

    I do hope mrs c never looks at his internet history...
    She's used to it, he can only get it up looking at Cesna's and v8's
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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