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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Was he sweaty and hairy? It’s the sweat and the hair that would put me off the whole bear thing.
    He was very hairy, but it gave me something to cling on to as he toyed with me like a kitten playing with a feather.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    He was very hairy, but it gave me something to cling on to as he toyed with me like a kitten playing with a feather.
    Was this to do with your gay martial art nonsense?

    If you want to defend yourself, why don't you do the jew one? That's supposed to be good.

    There's no point trying to protect yourself from me, by the way. When the time comes for me to take revenge for all the foul things you said to me 15 years ago, you'll never see it coming. I will simply cosh you from behind, then spend 20 years mocking you as you vegetate in your wheelchair.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Was this to do with your gay martial art nonsense?

    If you want to defend yourself, why don't you do the jew one? That's supposed to be good.

    There's no point trying to protect yourself from me, by the way. When the time comes for me to take revenge for all the foul things you said to me 15 years ago, you'll never see it coming. I will simply cosh you from behind, then spend 20 years mocking you as you vegetate in your wheelchair.
    I am doing the Jew one. Brazilian Jew-Jitsu

    https://samharris.org/the-pleasures-of-drowning/

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I am doing the Jew one. Brazilian jew-jitsu

    https://samharris.org/the-pleasures-of-drowning/
    Boring. DO THE JEW ONE!

    I might drug you and take you to a remote barn, where I will strap you to a chair, dig out your eyes with teaspoon, burst your eardrums with screwdrivers, rip out your tongue with pliers and drill your wrists, knees and ankles.

    This is as near to having an erection as I've been in 10 years.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Boring. DO THE JEW ONE!

    I might drug you and take you to a remote barn, where I will strap you to a chair, dig out your eyes with teaspoon, burst your eardrums with screwdrivers, rip out your tongue with pliers and drill your wrists, knees and ankles.

    This is as near to having an erection as I've been in 10 years.
    Disappointing absence of sexual violence in the lad's fantasy there, Clive

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Disappointing absence of sexual violence in the lad's fantasy there, Clive
    I still think of you as too young to sexually abuse. I may be a psychopath, but I'm no páedofddler

    Oh alright then. Between the drugging and the eyeball digging I'll violently rape your bottom. Is that better?

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Between the drugging and the eyeball digging I'll violently rape your bottom. Is that better?
    you're at it again, sc.

    2 anal rapes and 1 felching in the last three days, wd.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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