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Thread: It has been suggested that we should possibly buy a 2nd car.

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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    1. Torque steer is as enjoyable as a anal rape.
    2. Four wheel drive is excellent under slippery conditions but worse than worthless for enjoayble fast driving.
    3. By 'useless' I believe you mean, 'huge fun'?
    4. If you can't hang the tail out and steer on the throttle around the average UK roundabout, you're not trying.
    5. If you're in the ditch you need more training.

    I say these things not to hurt, i, but to educate.

    NB: My current fleet includes a Caterham Seven, rear wheel drive car lacking any form of electronic trickery, an Aston Vantage in which I switch the traction control and DSC off if wishing to hustle along in a fun manner, and a Jeep Grand Cherokee for when it snows. The glw has a front wheel drive car, which is just as it should be.
    Doesn't Pat/Fash live in London, so having anything fun is a waste of time as you won't get above 30mph 90% of the time
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    Doesn't Pat/Fash live in London, so having anything fun is a waste of time as you won't get above 30mph 90% of the time
    If only there were some way of moving a car away from its position, perhaps a few miles outside London where there is less traffic... no, can't think of one. He could take it apart and transport it bit by bit, I suppose.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    If only there were some way of moving a car away from its position, perhaps a few miles outside London where there is less traffic... no, can't think of one. He could take it apart and transport it bit by bit, I suppose.

    Don't be silly, c. He could get a pick up truck!
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez View Post
    Don't be silly, c. He could get a pick up truck!
    To pick the car up? Good plan, a. Then he could get a crane in to pick the car and truck combo up.

    That still leaves us the problem of how we're going to shift the things elsewhere.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    To pick the car up? Good plan, a. Then he could get a crane in to pick the car and truck combo up.

    That still leaves us the problem of how we're going to shift the things elsewhere.

    One thing at a time, c. We have a plan to get this out of the City.
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    If only there were some way of moving a car away from its position, perhaps a few miles outside London where there is less traffic... no, can't think of one. He could take it apart and transport it bit by bit, I suppose.
    He doesn't strike me as the sort to venture outside the Capital....
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    Doesn't Pat/Fash live in London, so having anything fun is a waste of time as you won't get above 30mph 90% of the time

    Essex soon Pokster.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Essex soon Pokster.
    Where in Essex? Going to be steaming up the A12 to Suffolk? or are you heading out to Southend to cruise along the sea front
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Essex soon Pokster.
    Chelmsford was it?

    Best place to live in that region by all accounts.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Chelmsford was it?

    Best place to live in that region by all accounts.
    Nah down by Lakeside

    though £20 a year will give me 'free' goes on the Dartford crossing.

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