Mind you, I would love to see them try and nationalise Facebook. Can you imagine what Facebook's lawyers would do to them?
They could be too busy keeping Zuck out of prison though, for failing to protect everyone's personal information properly. Or selling it all to Donald Trump. Or something.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."