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    BreakfastWIMB: Teensy bit hungover this morning, drive to work took no time, so I go

    to the McDonald's in Dartford with the intention of having a Sausage & Egg McMuffin. However, when perusing the options, I see a Sausage, Egg & Cheese Bagel and - on a whim - go for that instead.

    Report: Not bad. However, for some reason they've opted for the weird omelette sh1t rather than an actual egg. One the plus side, however, there seems to be more cheese than on the McMuffin. The bagel itself holds together well and has a pleasant texture. Also, unlike the muffin, all those bits of semolina sh1t don't fall off it. However, the hole in the middle means melty cheese and grease escape, making it unwieldy and messy to handle for the unwary. Napkins essential.

    Summary: The Sausage, Egg & Cheese Bagel: Is it better than the McMuffin? No, not quite.
    Is it worth an occasional foray for the sake of variety? Absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Summary: The Sausage, Egg & Cheese Bagel: Is it better than the McMuffin? No, not quite.
    Is it worth an occasional foray for the sake of variety? Absolutely.
    Deviating from the S+EMcM whilst breakfasting at MacDonalds is a leeeeeeetle beeeet the folly of those who sign registers, b
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Deviating from the S+EMcM whilst breakfasting at MacDonalds is a leeeeeeetle beeeet the folly of those who sign registers, b
    If there weren't people like me prepared to deviate from the familiar, i, how would mankind ever progress?

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    If there weren't people like me prepared to deviate from the familiar, i, how would mankind ever progress?
    Mankind has progressed?

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Mankind has progressed?
    Once upon a time there was only the Sausage & Egg McMuffin. Then there came the Double Sausage & Egg McMuffin.

    That, my friend, is progress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Once upon a time there was only the Sausage & Egg McMuffin. Then there came the Double Sausage & Egg McMuffin.

    That, my friend, is progress.
    gpwm sir - I could do with one now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Mankind has progressed?
    Not in Dartford
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    to the McDonald's in Dartford with the intention of having a Sausage & Egg McMuffin. However, when perusing the options, I see a Sausage, Egg & Cheese Bagel and - on a whim - go for that instead.

    Report: Not bad. However, for some reason they've opted for the weird omelette sh1t rather than an actual egg. One the plus side, however, there seems to be more cheese than on the McMuffin. The bagel itself holds together well and has a pleasant texture. Also, unlike the muffin, all those bits of semolina sh1t don't fall off it. However, the hole in the middle means melty cheese and grease escape, making it unwieldy and messy to handle for the unwary. Napkins essential.

    Summary: The Sausage, Egg & Cheese Bagel: Is it better than the McMuffin? No, not quite.
    Is it worth an occasional foray for the sake of variety? Absolutely.
    Bagels are just wrong, b. Taste and texture of stale bread

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Bagels are just wrong, b. Taste and texture of stale bread
    Bagels are magnificent, once toasted. Pre-toasting, just a load of old ****e.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Bagels are magnificent, once toasted. Pre-toasting, just a load of old ****e.
    But they're missing a great chunk! Not a patch on fresh white loaf

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