I was farted on by my female sparring partner during a Brazilian jiu-jitsu lesson

[Monty92]

last night.

Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.

Still, not pleasant

[Burney]

last night.

Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.

Still, not pleasant

Two things:

1. Did it arouse you?

2. Why are they making you fight chicks?

[Pokster]

Two things:

1. Did it arouse you?

2. Why are they making you fight chicks?

Because he is a big girls blouse

[Monty92]

Two things:

1. Did it arouse you?

2. Why are they making you fight chicks?

It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.

It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.

[Sir C]

It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.

It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.

Bóllocks. What you're telling us is that you fought a girl and she shít on you. Literally and figuratively.

Sad seens.

[Burney]

Bóllocks. What you're telling us is that you fought a girl and she shít on you. Literally and figuratively.

Sad seens.

Also, it doesn't say much for either of their martial capabilities that they can be so easily distracted by a fart. All one would need to do to defeat m in unarmed wombat is let one rip.

[Monty92]

Also, it doesn't say much for either of their martial capabilities that they can be so easily distracted by a fart. All one would need to do to defeat m in unarmed wombat is let one rip.

I've only had 3 lessons, gimme a chance

[Pokster]

It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.

It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.

so basically she is better at this than you?

[Burney]

It was only a little squeaky one, but too loud for either of us to pretend it hadn't happened.

It's not really fighting, it's grappling. Strength disparities are easily levelled out by technique.

A good big'un will always beat a good little'un, m. This applies to both fighting and farting.

[Sir C]

A good big'un will always beat a good little'un, m. This applies to both fighting and farting.

Also engines. The US automotive industry has always abided by the dictum that, 'There ain't no substitoot for coobic inches.' One has to admire them for this attitude.