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Thread: I was farted on by my female sparring partner during a Brazilian jiu-jitsu lesson

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    last night.

    Suffice to say, she was more mortified than me.

    Still, not pleasant
    I once **** my pants doing sit ups in the gym.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    A good big'un will always beat a good little'un, m. This applies to both fighting and farting.
    Also engines. The US automotive industry has always abided by the dictum that, 'There ain't no substitoot for coobic inches.' One has to admire them for this attitude.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Bóllocks. What you're telling us is that you fought a girl and she shít on you. Literally and figuratively.

    Sad seens.
    Also, it doesn't say much for either of their martial capabilities that they can be so easily distracted by a fart. All one would need to do to defeat m in unarmed wombat is let one rip.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Also engines. The US automotive industry has always abided by the dictum that, 'There ain't no substitoot for coobic inches.' One has to admire them for this attitude.
    Mitsubishi have always impressed me with being able to bang out 400bhp from their 2 litre engines.
    They are a leeeeeeetle beeeet thirsty, mind.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I once **** my pants doing sit ups in the gym.
    oh, I say, f. All rather embarrassing.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    A good big'un will always beat a good little'un, m. This applies to both fighting and farting.
    And hounds too.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Also, it doesn't say much for either of their martial capabilities that they can be so easily distracted by a fart. All one would need to do to defeat m in unarmed wombat is let one rip.
    I've only had 3 lessons, gimme a chance

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Mitsubishi have always impressed me with being able to bang out 400bhp from their 2 litre engines.
    They are a leeeeeeetle beeeet thirsty, mind.
    I'm amazed at what can be done these days. My wife's car is a 1.4 litre turbo developing 170 bhp! Amazing seens. But w 5 litre V8 would be betterer, see?

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    But w 5 litre V8 would be betterer, see?
    I quite agree. The sound of them, for a start.

    That said, the acceleration of these new fangled electric cars is something to look forward to.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I once **** my pants doing sit ups in the gym.
    Oh dear. Did you manage to escape the gym without anyone noticing?

    I forgot a change of boxers at the gym yesterday so had to put my suit trousers back on commando style What I found is that this really focuses the mind when it comes to shaking properly after a pee for the rest of the day.

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