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    Here's what I want to know about Hawking's death: when did they turn off his voice?

    Did they wait until he'd pegged out in case he wanted to tap out some last words or just think 'fvck it' and switch it off ages ago?

    Also, who gets his kit? That must be worth a few bob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Did they wait until he'd pegged out in case he wanted to tap out some last words or just think 'fvck it' and switch it off ages ago?

    Also, who gets his kit? That must be worth a few bob.
    Will obviously be left to his wife... she will now get it revamped with a higher top speed and a new voice
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    Will obviously be left to his wife... she will now get it revamped with a higher top speed and a new voice
    His chair must ming, though. It'd need re-upholstering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Did they wait until he'd pegged out in case he wanted to tap out some last words or just think 'fvck it' and switch it off ages ago?

    Also, who gets his kit? That must be worth a few bob.
    Can we now all admit that he was the dullest bloke who ever lived? The sound of that voice could instantly send me to sleep, which is ironic, since it was hardly mellifluous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Can we now all admit that he was the dullest bloke who ever lived? The sound of that voice could instantly send me to sleep, which is ironic, since it was hardly mellifluous.
    As far as I can make out, he just talked a load of old b0llocks about space stuff that doesn't even matter. He didn't invent anything or increase the sum of human happiness particularly. Good fvcking riddance imo. Freeloading raspberry cvnt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    As far as I can make out, he just talked a load of old b0llocks about space stuff that doesn't even matter. He didn't invent anything or increase the sum of human happiness particularly. Good fvcking riddance imo. Freeloading raspberry cvnt.
    Harsh but fair. Needed saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    As far as I can make out, he just talked a load of old b0llocks about space stuff that doesn't even matter. He didn't invent anything or increase the sum of human happiness particularly. Good fvcking riddance imo. Freeloading raspberry cvnt.
    Had a nasty side to him as well

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqmvaJi-Vzs
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    Had a nasty side to him as well

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqmvaJi-Vzs
    He liked hanging out at titty bars, the dirty old git.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    He liked hanging out at titty bars, the dirty old git.
    Don't we all
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    As far as I can make out, he just talked a load of old b0llocks about space stuff that doesn't even matter. He didn't invent anything or increase the sum of human happiness particularly. Good fvcking riddance imo. Freeloading raspberry cvnt.
    As I made my way into work this morning and saw the news, my first thought was 'I'd set the book at 10am for Burney posting something heartless and offensive on AWIMB'.

    Got that pretty much spot on.

    Can't believe that was the first thing I thought of.

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