Waking on Sunday morning with a vicious hangover and a need for a fry up

[Luis Anaconda]

Two points, if I may.

1. The pubs are open at 0530 hours?
2. This seems necessarily late for a man of your vintage to stay out. Haven't you learnt that nothing good ever happens after midnight?

1 It was a lock-in - though they generally can stay open later here anyway. I think the latest/earliest I have left a pub is 9am after the McGregor/Mayweather fight. Stayed pretty late a couple of times during the Ashes as well
2 Absolutely not, doc. Shocking planning

[Luis Anaconda]

St Patricks day is next Saturday mate.

Not every fúcking parade is us.

Irisch/Bayerisch innit

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