Waking on Sunday morning with a vicious hangover and a need for a fry up

[Sir C]

I discovered a bowl of chips, leftover from the previous night's dinner.

Yes I did. I re-fried the chips and served them with breakfast.

Don't let anyone ever try to tell you that a full English breakfast isn't improved by chips, because it is. Dipping a chip into your yolk is simply the finest breakfast activity. From now on my fry ups will always include chips.

[Burney]

I discovered a bowl of chips, leftover from the previous night's dinner.

Yes I did. I re-fried the chips and served them with breakfast.

Don't let anyone ever try to tell you that a full English breakfast isn't improved by chips, because it is. Dipping a chip into your yolk is simply the finest breakfast activity. From now on my fry ups will always include chips.

I'm aghast. Did your wife take a dim view?

[Sir C]

I'm aghast. Did your wife take a dim view?

Indeed not. I might add that it was my wife, together with your ex, who goaded me into doing it. wd v and r.

[Burney]

Indeed not. I might add that it was my wife, together with your ex, who goaded me into doing it. wd v and r.

I'm outraged. Chips for breakfast is basically how the Roman Empire declined and fell. Except with them it was probably dormice and bumming.

[Sir C]

I'm outraged. Chips for breakfast is basically how the Roman Empire declined and fell. Except with them it was probably dormice and bumming.

These were skinny chips, twice-fried the night before, then thirdly-fried. Oh God now I'm salivating. I ADDED BROWN SAUCE! BROWN!

[Burney]

These were skinny chips, twice-fried the night before, then thirdly-fried. Oh God now I'm salivating. I ADDED BROWN SAUCE! BROWN!

You sick fvck. Are you preparing for living in the north by becoming a barbaric animal with no impulse control?

[Luis Anaconda]

I discovered a bowl of chips, leftover from the previous night's dinner.

Yes I did. I re-fried the chips and served them with breakfast.

Don't let anyone ever try to tell you that a full English breakfast isn't improved by chips, because it is. Dipping a chip into your yolk is simply the finest breakfast activity. From now on my fry ups will always include chips.

I left the pub at 5.30 on Sunday morning and then had to go to the ****ing St Patrick's day paradeat noon. With drums and pipes and people being really loud. Your morning sounds way better

[Burney]

I left the pub at 5.30 on Sunday morning and then had to go to the ****ing St Patrick's day paradeat noon. With drums and pipes and people being really loud. Your morning sounds way better

Without wishing to sound churlish, why did they not have the St Patrick's Day parade on...y'know...St Patrick's Day?

[Luis Anaconda]

Without wishing to sound churlish, why did they not have the St Patrick's Day parade on...y'know...St Patrick's Day?

It's always on the Sunday beforehand - I don't even know why they have one. I hate it

[Sir C]

I left the pub at 5.30 on Sunday morning and then had to go to the ****ing St Patrick's day paradeat noon. With drums and pipes and people being really loud. Your morning sounds way better

5:30 is a decent effort la. wd.