Now I don't want to get all jingoistic, but this Salisbury business.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "The bit that really confuses me is the theatricality. Nerve agents, poisoned umbrellas, polonium... these KGB types are just wannabe Bond villains, aren't they?

Why not simply shoot the **** through the head?"

I always wondered that about the Hooded Claw and his over-elaborate attempts to bump off Penelope Pitstop

[Pokster]

Sir C "The bit that really confuses me is the theatricality. Nerve agents, poisoned umbrellas, polonium... these KGB types are just wannabe Bond villains, aren't they?

Why not simply shoot the **** through the head?"

I always wondered that about the Hooded Claw and his over-elaborate attempts to bump off Penelope Pitstop

He wanted to do things to her that could only be shown after the watershed imo