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    What would you think of someone who went to 5 Guys, ordered a bacon cheeseburger

    and then ate it with a knife and fork?

    I saw exactly this in Guildford the other day. Middle aged English woman sitting with her husband and two children who - quite rightly - were eating their burgers with their hands.

    Bizarre. Almost as bad as people who eat pizza with a knife and fork imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    and then ate it with a knife and fork?

    I saw exactly this in Guildford the other day. Middle aged English woman sitting with her husband and two children who - quite rightly - were eating their burgers with their hands.

    Bizarre. Almost as bad as people who eat pizza with a knife and fork imo.
    She had brought the knife and fork with her? I would be inclined to congratulate her for being so prepared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    She had brought the knife and fork with her? I would be inclined to congratulate her for being so prepared.
    Only if she brought plastic ones. I suspect she asked for them as they aren't openly offered.

    Stupid cow that she was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    Only if she brought plastic ones. I suspect she asked for them as they aren't openly offered.

    Stupid cow that she was.
    Her nail varnish may still have been a bit tacky. Or she might have had shít on her fingers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Her nail varnish may still have been a bit tacky. Or she might have had shít on her fingers.
    Well she noticed the **** on the next table
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by World's End Stella View Post
    and then ate it with a knife and fork?

    I saw exactly this in Guildford the other day. Middle aged English woman sitting with her husband and two children who - quite rightly - were eating their burgers with their hands.

    Bizarre. Almost as bad as people who eat pizza with a knife and fork imo.
    Does depend on where you're eating the pizza. Domino's, Papa Johns, etc of course you eat with your hands but Pizza Express, etc is a knife and fork job.

    Eating a burger must always be done by hand. Off to Almost Famous at lunch very much looking forward to some incredibly unhealthy eating

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Does depend on where you're eating the pizza. Domino's, Papa Johns, etc of course you eat with your hands but Pizza Express, etc is a knife and fork job.

    Eating a burger must always be done by hand. Off to Almost Famous at lunch very much looking forward to some incredibly unhealthy eating
    Yes, I'll give you the Pizza Express one although I expect if you ask they will cut it for you. When I eat there I cut it myself and then pick the pieces up and eat them by hand.

    I have learnt to keep my fork in my left hand since moving to England but I draw the line at eating pizza and burgers with utensils. Unacceptable imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Does depend on where you're eating the pizza. Domino's, Papa Johns, etc of course you eat with your hands but Pizza Express, etc is a knife and fork job.

    Eating a burger must always be done by hand. Off to Almost Famous at lunch very much looking forward to some incredibly unhealthy eating
    When she took us to Wimpy, my granny wouldn't let us eat a burger other than with a knife and fork. She abhorred people eating with their hands. She tolerated sandwiches, but only if they were cut up small enough that one could eat the pieces with one hand. She associated eating things with two hands with the lower orders. And she was right.

    People had standards back in those days. Better times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Does depend on where you're eating the pizza. Domino's, Papa Johns, etc of course you eat with your hands but Pizza Express, etc is a knife and fork job.

    Eating a burger must always be done by hand. Off to Almost Famous at lunch very much looking forward to some incredibly unhealthy eating
    I always eat pizza with a knife and fork and I couldnt give a **** what anyone thinks.

    But a burger...nah, that is nonsense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    I always eat pizza with a knife and fork and I couldnt give a **** what anyone thinks.

    But a burger...nah, that is nonsense.
    So let me understand this - you order a pick up or takeaway from Dominos, the pizza arrives either way at your house, in your kitchen, cut into 10 slices, as an example. You open up the pizza box, what do you do at that point?

    Remove the slices you want with a utensil of some kind, place them on a plate and then eat them with a knife and fork? Or do you remove them with your hands as it is far, far, easier and then eat them with a knife and fork?

    Either way, you're weird.

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