That is a seriously **** team. Awful full backs, dreadful midfield and a useless

[Burney]

Too mild, surely? Hyperbole suggests massive overstatement or ridiculous embellishment.

I must admit that I would normally associate hyperbole with excessive positivity rather than negativity, though (as in 'hype'). There ought to be a specific word for excessive and exaggerated negativity.

[Peter]

Hmmm, other than one or two moments I thought Chambers played quite well, it brought back memories of his first season with us when he looked like a good player. Kolasinac is never going to be Baresi defensively but goodness me some of his touches going forward were a joy to watch. And I can't remember muttering 'useless Welsh tw@t' once the entire game. Quite remarkable.

Even Xhaka seemed to be in the right position more often than not. In fact, other than Welbeck being utterly dire for the first 40 minutes or so, I don't think anyone played badly that I recall.

It was almost like not watching Arsenal.

Its a shame I didnt watch it then because they are all still marked as useless ****s in my book. Until I see something to the contrary....

[redgunamo]

Are you calling him gay?

Oh, he won't mind me saying that, I'm sure.

[Luis Anaconda]

I am here you know.

I was drinking whiskey til gone 2 - I am not going to be in a good mood until I've had breakfast*


* Friday lunchtime drink

[redgunamo]

Its a shame I didnt watch it then because they are all still marked as useless ****s in my book. Until I see something to the contrary....

Not easy if you don't watch them, I should've thought?

[Peter]

I was drinking whiskey til gone 2 - I am not going to be in a good mood until I've had breakfast*


* Friday lunchtime drink

Good heavens. I cant drink whiskey any more. It makes me slightly insane. If I stick to Guinness it hugely decreases the chances of arrest.

[Peter]

Not easy if you don't watch them, I should've thought?

Sorry, not my problem. You're only as good as your last game (that I saw)

[Sir C]

You could look at what he doesnt do for a more balanced view.

He is capable for being a very good footballer but not, I fear, under Wenger. He needs more direction than he gets with us.

I suppose one's point of view depends on whether one sees football through the eyes of Cruyff or Pulis.

Do you ever watch the game naked save for a baseball cap?

[Peter]

Oh, he won't mind me saying that, I'm sure.

It is quite similar to when you get a gay hound.

Isnt it?

[World's End Stella]

Its a shame I didnt watch it then because they are all still marked as useless ****s in my book. Until I see something to the contrary....

Ramsey was actually pretty quiet other than the goal and one through ball I seem to recall. Possibly because we were murdering them down our left where Kola, Mikkie and Ozil were torturing their midget right back. A midget right back whose response to being ripped apart was to throw himself to the pitch screaming and then laying there hoping play would be stopped. Followed by mock indignation at the ref. All designed to deflect attention away from the fact that he was rubbish.

He was about 5'5" by the look of him. I've always said never to trust a short man. Never.