Imagine your last ever meal being in Zizzi :-(

[Monty92]

Actually, I had an oddly memorable lasagne in a Zizzi on the Fulham Road before Chelsea 2 Arsenal 3 (Winterburn screamer) in 1997.

Sadly, that memory is clouded by the fact that a Chelsea fan spat in my face after the game. Weirdly, he then double checked that I was actually a Gooner, and when I mumbled "'fraid so mate", he cuffed me around the head and said "never apologise for who you support, fella, NEVER!" and trotted off

[Sir C]

Actually, I had an oddly memorable lasagne in a Zizzi on the Fulham Road before Chelsea 2 Arsenal 3 (Winterburn screamer) in 1997.

Sadly, that memory is clouded by the fact that a Chelsea fan spat in my face after the game. Weirdly, he then double checked that I was actually a Gooner, and when I mumbled "'fraid so mate", he cuffed me around the head and said "never apologise for who you support, fella, NEVER!" and trotted off

I had a pizza in one a couple of years ago. It was perfectly acceptable; a crisp, slightly blistered base, rendered tomato, some processed pork products and, crucially, a bottle of chilli oil.

There is speculation that the chosen weapon was an opioid. I put it to you that a Sunday afternoon out with your daughter, culminating in a pizza and a heroin doze, is something to which we might all aspire.

[Burney]

I had a pizza in one a couple of years ago. It was perfectly acceptable; a crisp, slightly blistered base, rendered tomato, some processed pork products and, crucially, a bottle of chilli oil.

There is speculation that the chosen weapon was an opioid. I put it to you that a Sunday afternoon out with your daughter, culminating in a pizza and a heroin doze, is something to which we might all aspire.

I think I’d prefer my daughter didn’t go with me, tbh.

Anyway, they seem to be suggesting VX now.

[Sir C]

I think I’d prefer my daughter didn’t go with me, tbh.

Anyway, they seem to be suggesting VX now.

What on earth is VX?

[Pokster]

What on earth is VX?

a dyslexic Roman 15 imo

[Burney]

What on earth is VX?

A nerve agent invented by ICI in the 1950s.

Quite cheeky of them to poison them that close to Porton Down, really. Taking the pìss, that is.

[PSRB]

What on earth is VX?

Have you never seen Nicholas Cage's best movie?? The Rock

[Rich]

I think I’d prefer my daughter didn’t go with me, tbh.

Anyway, they seem to be suggesting VX now.

Oh! 'They' are speculating, are they?

Would you care to embellish on who exactly your sources are, here? I didn't realise that MI6 / the police freely dealt in speculation.

[Burney]

Oh! 'They' are speculating, are they?

Would you care to embellish on who exactly your sources are, here? I didn't realise that MI6 / the police freely dealt in speculation.

Media sources talking to chemical weapons experts who are giving their opinions based on the reported symptoms.

[redgunamo]

Oh! 'They' are speculating, are they?

Would you care to embellish on who exactly your sources are, here? I didn't realise that MI6 / the police freely dealt in speculation.

Everyone wants to be on television nowadays, R. It's shameful, really.

In the past, certain professions, the priesthood, the police, news reporters, politicians, prostitutes and so on, involved particular lifetime vows of poverty and also discretion. No longer; nowadays they all want to write bestselling memoirs and appear on CNN.