Maitland...seems a bit cold letting your mom live in a Storage locker

[Sir C]

Given my photo is in the online version of the article.....

You play for Sheff Utd?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "I suspect you have a programme from the 70s featuring a colour spread of HoddGooner's living room, vpv?"

I have one of HoddGooner in tight shorts playing Swingball with Brian McDermott Mark Heeley and Paul Vaessen in his back garden
Steve Walford is in the background mowing the lawn

[Sir C]

Sir C "I suspect you have a programme from the 70s featuring a colour spread of HoddGooner's living room, vpv?"

I have one of HoddGooner in tight shorts playing Swingball with Brian McDermott Mark Heeley and Paul Vaessen in his back garden
Steve Walford is in the background mowing the lawn

Back in 5.

[Burney]

And you'd imagine he was pretty fit, as well. Just goes to show.

(I've no idea if it shows anything.)

I was thinking about this the other day whilst hanging around in a graveyard. I used to enjoy looking at graves when I was younger. Now, not so much. There are too many people in them younger than me.

[Sir C]

I think they use an app that fùcks for them. It arranges consent and so on with the other app, leaving the people free to avoid all the risks associated with intimate relationships.

I can't say I blame them. As old wossname said, 'The position is ridiculous, the pleasure momentary and the expense damnable!'

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir C "You play for Sheff Utd?"

Given that Hoddgooner keeps using the word "Given" I now know who he is

Used to play for Newcastle

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Sir c "Back in 5."

Raphael Meade is there too
Pretending to clean the windows

[Sir C]

I was thinking about this the other day whilst hanging around in a graveyard. I used to enjoy looking at graves when I was younger. Now, not so much. There are too many people in them younger than me.

Was there a particular reason you were hanging around a graveyard? You weren't waiting for the 'Spoons to open, were you?

[IUFG]

I was thinking about this the other day whilst hanging around in a graveyard. I used to enjoy looking at graves when I was younger. Now, not so much. There are too many people in them younger than me.

Lena Zavaroni's? She's buried in Hoddesdon.

[Burney]

Was there a particular reason you were hanging around a graveyard? You weren't waiting for the 'Spoons to open, were you?

It was the one with Harold Abrahams in it last week.

Although I will admit I was waiting for the pub to open, yes.