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Thread: Maitland...seems a bit cold letting your mom live in a Storage locker

  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You've done it now, he's going to be peering in through your curtains, tugging away at his withered old man cóck for all he's worth
    I read that wrong, I first thought you were implying b was going to be tossing off his old man
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  2. #42
    Given my photo is in the online version of the article.....
    Last edited by HoddGooner; 03-06-2018 at 03:46 PM.

  3. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    I read that wrong, I first thought you were implying b was going to be tossing off his old man
    Fantasies are fine, p, just as long as they remain inside your head.

  4. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by HoddGooner View Post
    Off Ware road on the way from the amwell roundabout going towards Hoddesdon
    Ah, right. I'm always amused when driving up the Ware Road by the caff with the delightful name 'All About The Sausage'. It reminds me of Pokster's mum.

  5. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Fantasies are fine, p, just as long as they remain inside your head.
    I'm sorry... I'm troubled my first thought was that
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  6. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Are you going to stalk him?

    Why not just ask him out on a date?

    Do people still go out on dates, or do they just 'hook up'? I can't imagine anyone fúcks anyone any more. I mean, they don't drink or take drugs, do they?
    I think they use an app that fùcks for them. It arranges consent and so on with the other app, leaving the people free to avoid all the risks associated with intimate relationships.

  7. #47
    Looking for a roll in Carry On AWIMB
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  8. #48
    It is certainly busy.

  9. #49
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Looking for a roll in Carry On AWIMB
    I suspect you have a programme from the 70s featuring a colour spread of HoddGooner's living room, s?

  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I remember the little cartoon man in the cap with the white coat explaining it with a diagram. I knew the number began with a 't'.
    I know a bloke from Doncaster who used to work in a tea factory. A proper Yorkshire job, that.

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