Maitland...seems a bit cold letting your mom live in a Storage locker

[Sir C]

I played academy football with his brother.....and that had nothing to do with it either....

He's thrown a seven, apparently.

[Burney]

kerching!
Though I now live in Stanstead Abbotts (but on the Hoddesdon side of the A414)

So near Roydon?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Runs in the family
What with Maitland seeming to be "a bit cold" too

[Burney]

He's thrown a seven, apparently.

Oof! 40. No age.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Tetley tettle-eddle-ee
Flavour lovely as can be
And we all agree
Tetley makes teabags make teeeeeeee-a

[Sir C]

So near Roydon?

Are you going to stalk him?

Why not just ask him out on a date?

Do people still go out on dates, or do they just 'hook up'? I can't imagine anyone fúcks anyone any more. I mean, they don't drink or take drugs, do they?

[HoddGooner]

Off Ware road on the way from the amwell roundabout going towards Hoddesdon

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Do you leave your key under the mat ?

[Sir C]

Off Ware road on the way from the amwell roundabout going towards Hoddesdon

You've done it now, he's going to be peering in through your curtains, tugging away at his withered old man cóck for all he's worth

[Sir C]

Oof! 40. No age.

And you'd imagine he was pretty fit, as well. Just goes to show.

(I've no idea if it shows anything.)