Maitland...seems a bit cold letting your mom live in a Storage locker

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Burney "Whereabouts in Hertfordshire is her storage locker? Will it lower the house prices? "

I will tell Fash to get over there immediately

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Runs in the family
What with Maitland seeming to be "a bit cold" too

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Tetley tettle-eddle-ee
Flavour lovely as can be
And we all agree
Tetley makes teabags make teeeeeeee-a

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Do you leave your key under the mat ?

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Looking for a roll in Carry On AWIMB

[Sir C]

Looking for a roll in Carry On AWIMB

I suspect you have a programme from the 70s featuring a colour spread of HoddGooner's living room, s?

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Sir C "I suspect you have a programme from the 70s featuring a colour spread of HoddGooner's living room, vpv?"

I have one of HoddGooner in tight shorts playing Swingball with Brian McDermott Mark Heeley and Paul Vaessen in his back garden
Steve Walford is in the background mowing the lawn

[Sir C]

Sir C "I suspect you have a programme from the 70s featuring a colour spread of HoddGooner's living room, vpv?"

I have one of HoddGooner in tight shorts playing Swingball with Brian McDermott Mark Heeley and Paul Vaessen in his back garden
Steve Walford is in the background mowing the lawn

Back in 5.

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Sir C "You play for Sheff Utd?"

Given that Hoddgooner keeps using the word "Given" I now know who he is

Used to play for Newcastle

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Sir c "Back in 5."

Raphael Meade is there too
Pretending to clean the windows