Less than 25,000 at Wembley

[Sir C]

At what, noncing?

You see you're on the wrong side again, sw. You're supposed to slag the opposition, not The Arsenal.

I appreciate that this is a complicated issue for you to understand, so if you get someone who can write to write 'Arsenal good, others bad' on the toes of your wellies, you'll be able to look down and remind yourself.

If only you could read

[SWv2]

You see you're on the wrong side again, sw. You're supposed to slag the opposition, not The Arsenal.

I appreciate that this is a complicated issue for you to understand, so if you get someone who can write to write 'Arsenal good, others bad' on the toes of your wellies, you'll be able to look down and remind yourself.

If only you could read

I am also an adult and cannot be bothered with such simplistic analysis.

Ozil is better than Erikson. Yes, I can accept that.

Alli is a complete ****, again yes.

Rixy is better than Hoddle. Now you see that is a stretch and if I was singing it I think mid-sentence I would query it, internally perhaps, and the tone and volume of the song would fall off.

Now tribal loyalties aside Rix was a nonce, probably still is. Where I come from that is wrong. Lovely left foot all the same.