Less than 25,000 at Wembley

[Burney]

They will blame..

The weather

Playing Rochdale

Being live on TV

But at the end of the day less than 25,000 is a joke. And not a word in the press, on Sky or the BBC.

When did we last have a crowd that low? The mid-eighties maybe?

Anyway, it’s ‘fewer’.

[Luis Anaconda]

"Ardiles is a wánker
He comes from Argentina
And Villa is a poofter
'Cos he sucks Ossie's cóck!"

"We all agree
Rixy is better than Hoddle
(Glen Hoddle)
The wánker!
(Glen Hoddle)"

Clever stuff in the traditional manner, you mean?

Absolutely - vintage stuff

[SWv2]

"Ardiles is a wánker
He comes from Argentina
And Villa is a poofter
'Cos he sucks Ossie's cóck!"

"We all agree
Rixy is better than Hoddle
(Glen Hoddle)
The wánker!
(Glen Hoddle)"

Clever stuff in the traditional manner, you mean?

At what, noncing?

[Sir C]

At what, noncing?

You see you're on the wrong side again, sw. You're supposed to slag the opposition, not The Arsenal.

I appreciate that this is a complicated issue for you to understand, so if you get someone who can write to write 'Arsenal good, others bad' on the toes of your wellies, you'll be able to look down and remind yourself.

If only you could read

[SWv2]

You see you're on the wrong side again, sw. You're supposed to slag the opposition, not The Arsenal.

I appreciate that this is a complicated issue for you to understand, so if you get someone who can write to write 'Arsenal good, others bad' on the toes of your wellies, you'll be able to look down and remind yourself.

If only you could read

I am also an adult and cannot be bothered with such simplistic analysis.

Ozil is better than Erikson. Yes, I can accept that.

Alli is a complete ****, again yes.

Rixy is better than Hoddle. Now you see that is a stretch and if I was singing it I think mid-sentence I would query it, internally perhaps, and the tone and volume of the song would fall off.

Now tribal loyalties aside Rix was a nonce, probably still is. Where I come from that is wrong. Lovely left foot all the same.

[The Insider]

"Ardiles is a wánker
He comes from Argentina
And Villa is a poofter
'Cos he sucks Ossie's cóck!"

"We all agree
Rixy is better than Hoddle
(Glen Hoddle)
The wánker!
(Glen Hoddle)"

Clever stuff in the traditional manner, you mean?

Seeing as I love putting myself up to be shot at, I should point out that Glenn is a mate of mine and actually a throughly decent chap - although I have recently taken to blocking him on NLD days!

The adult point here is that they are constanly saying that they are a huge club with a massive loyal following, when they are in fact a buch of swamp dwelling dick cheeses who only turn out when there is a spot of glory to be had. We would have still got 40-50 thousand last night - at least!

[Sir C]

Seeing as I love putting myself up to be shot at, I should point out that Glenn is a mate of mine and actually a throughly decent chap - although I have recently taken to blocking him on NLD days!

The adult point here is that they are constanly saying that they are a huge club with a massive loyal following, when they are in fact a buch of swamp dwelling dick cheeses who only turn out when there is a spot of glory to be had. We would have still got 40-50 thousand last night - at least!

You're mates with *gulp* Glenda?

[SWv2]

Seeing as I love putting myself up to be shot at, I should point out that Glenn is a mate of mine and actually a throughly decent chap - although I have recently taken to blocking him on NLD days!

The adult point here is that they are constanly saying that they are a huge club with a massive loyal following, when they are in fact a buch of swamp dwelling dick cheeses who only turn out when there is a spot of glory to be had. We would have still got 40-50 thousand last night - at least!

Can you see the slight contradiction here.

All things considered etc.

[SWv2]

You're mates with *gulp* Glenda?

I don't mind him as a pundit on BT Sports.



You always suspect he is a little "touched" of course.

[Sir C]

I don't mind him as a pundit on BT Sports.



You always suspect he is a little "touched" of course.

You know who he is, right?

This stuff isn't supposed to be mature, reasoned and logical, ffs.