We're nowhere near 1980s levels of banter though, are we?

[Sir C]

I have fed your statement into my Relevance-ometer and it has been rejected.

We are now one of the richest clubs in the world and the way of the world dictates that the customers of the club expect goods and services in line with this.

If your tailor charged you £500 or whatever for a suit and gave you a polyester thing in return you would stamp your feet.

If my tailor charged me £500 for a suit I would have the chap sectioned.

[SWv2]

If my tailor charged me £500 for a suit I would have the chap sectioned.

How much does a suit cost?

I ask this in genuine circumstance as I am sure you know I have never been in this scenario. An ordinary suit now, don't be a silly bóllocks.

Mohair, 3 button, side vents, five inches long.

[Sir C]

How much does a suit cost?

I ask this in genuine circumstance as I am sure you know I have never been in this scenario. An ordinary suit now, don't be a silly bóllocks.

Mohair, 3 button, side vents, five inches long.

Depending on the material, between £1,300 and £2,000; however, it should be noted that my chap is considered extremely good value by Savile Row standards and if you go to one of the old Savile Row names like Anderson and Shepherd or Huntsman, you will pay considerably more.

[Ash]

Depending on the material, between £1,300 and £2,000; however, it should be noted that my chap is considered extremely good value by Savile Row standards and if you go to one of the old Savile Row names like Anderson and Shepherd or Huntsman, you will pay considerably more.

Do you buy your shoes from John Lobb? Around £2,200 and a six-month wait.

[Sir C]

Do you buy your shoes from John Lobb? Around £2,200 and a six-month wait.

No. I always fancied having a pair of boots built by Lobb, but never got around to it. My days of such indulgences are over now that I am saving hard for retirement.

[redgunamo]

Sorry. Whilst I do know you don't go in for this sort of thing, I just couldn't resist

Do you buy your shoes from John Lobb? Around £2,200 and a six-month wait.

[Ash]

Sorry. Whilst I do know you don't go in for this sort of thing, I just couldn't resist

Thank-you. It was deftly controlled and finished all the same.

Much like your mum.

[Peter]

If my tailor charged me £500 for a suit I would have the chap sectioned.

Quite right too. You can get a suit for 40 quid in Primark.